Browsing Topic Best Koalas Quotes

My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.

I’ve thought about living the koala’s life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

I’d love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

Pooh hater,’ I muttered under my breath. ‘Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala–why am I even arguing about this with you?

I hate having long hair. It’s like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They’ve become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can’t survive without it.

It’s like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.