Browsing Topic Best Merry Xmas Funny Quotes

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

I have always thought of Christmas time… as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time.

But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round…as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely.

I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.