Browsing Topic Best Taco Bell Quotes

The milk of kindness flows through my body, I shall follow Jesus to the Taco Bell and give thanks.

The way America sees Mexico, if they have any sense of it, is like Taco Bell. Our countries are neighbors, and the only hard food to get in America is true Mexican. It’s impossible to find, even in L.A. Why is that?

If I have pizza or Taco Bell one day, I’ll have home-cooked meals the next. I try to listen to what my body craves.

[On Los Angeles:] This city is a hundred years old but try and find some trace of its history. Every culture is swallowed up and spat out as a franchise. Taco Bell. Benihana of Tokyo. Numero Uno Pizza. Pup ‘N’ Taco. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Fast food sushi. Teriyaki Bowl.

I write what I want to write. Period. I don’t write novels-for-hire using media tie-in characters, I don’t write suspense novels or thrillers. I write horror. And if no one wants to buy my books, I’ll just keep writing them until they do sell–and get a job at Taco Bell in the meantime.

Someone recently played me ‘Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell’ by Das Racist. That should be my theme song.

Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we’re going to keep Obamacare.

I love Taco Bell. Whenever I go there I could get anything on the menu and be totally happy.

We [Desaparecidos] have to make the message and the music and the packaging as appealing as possible – as Taco Bell as possible: mediocre and no one can be offended by it and everyone can sort of enjoy it and we can play it on the radio.

I’d take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

I’m famous for splurging at fast-food places. I’m currently obsessed with Taco Bell’s bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don’t get too excited. It’s mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.

A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye’s fried chicken. So, great, instead of oil for food, we’re giving them oil in food.

Montana’s ranchers raise the best cattle in the world. If Taco Bell needs to beef up, they can give their customers the highest quality meat around by using Montana beef, and in the process, supporting agriculture jobs in Montana.

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You’re Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to… Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can’t imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?

Popeyes and Taco Bell. I try to be healthy, but they’re just so good.

When you’re getting $2,000 a month in the minors, it’s hard not to eat Taco Bell every day.

I had only two jobs my entire life Taco Bell for six months and Kroger’s Food store for one day!

I have a rule: I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell.