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Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

To my mind, the greatest reward and luxury of travel is to be able to experience everyday things as if for the first time, to be in a position in which almost nothing is so familiar it is taken for granted.

Your true traveller finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty – his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure.

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.

The life you have led doesn’t need to be the only life you have.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

There ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. – Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.

It is not down in any map; true places never are.

The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.

We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land.

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.

I met a lot of people in Europe. I even encountered myself.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Travel brings wisdom only to the wise. It renders the ignorant more ignorant than ever.