Ron White Quotes

I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.

There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.

I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

You can’t fix stupid.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I don’t even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

My goal is just to become a better comedian.

Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.