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Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

I know I’m smarter than an armadillo

If you ask my dad for help… he’ll help. Like a vulture helps an over-run armadillo on a Texas highway. One peck at the time.

What joy when the insouciantarmadillo glances at us and doesn’tquicken his trottingacross the track into the palm brush.What is this joy? That no animalfalters, but knows what it must do?

The corporations don’t have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

Politics isn’t about left versus right; it’s about top versus bottom.

I do a lot of thrifting, but I don’t go shopping in a concerted way very often. I find things by accident that I can’t talk myself out of, like armadillo purses.

While other guitars may have more twang or an esoteric atmosphere, the Les Paul is like a T-Rex thampling everything in it’s path .. it can be subtle if you want it to be, but it works best if you have an ‘armadillo in your trousers’ and you want to articulate that

In the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you’d hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and the cries and chatter of blue jays and brown thrashers and redbirds and sparrows, the calling of crows and hawks, squirrels barking, frogs burping, the far braying of dogs, armadillos snorkeling through dead leaves.

You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.