Browsing Topic Best Cheeseburger Quotes

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

I don’t even have money for a cheeseburger!

I can’t be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.

McDonalds used to be my favorite place to eat, until my metabolism changed in my late 30s. Before that, I would have no hesitation about walking into McDonalds and getting two cheeseburgers and fries and enjoying every last bite.

I don’t eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

I’m an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I’m, you know, really on my game.

I’m going to grab a cheeseburger, I told Patch. Want anything? Nothing on the menu. I smiled. Why, Patch, are you flirting with me?

A lot of people think I’m snotty. So what? They never asked me out when I was serving cheeseburgers.

One of the teams (Tennessee) that jumped us had the same game that we had. They’re down, they’re playing at home and they win by a field goal. Another team (Florida) that jumped us wasn’t even playing. They were home eating cheeseburgers and they end up jumping us. That befuddles me.

Some decisions are obviously much more inconsequential than others. For example, let’s say you choose the blue shirt over the red one; not much is likely to change. Red meat over white meat once a week won’t likely make a huge difference in your health. But if you believe that grilled chicken is healthier than a cheeseburger, your lunch choice might cause you to pause; especially if you know that the cheeseburger also comes with fries and a large chocolate shake.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget.

That’s why I’m glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he’d be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I’m the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.

I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day.

I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh turns into a cackle. And I sit here, and smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.

I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.

You dont have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.

James Dean taught me not to speed, River Phoenix taught me not to DO speed, and Marlon Brando taught me to slow down on the cheeseburgers.

I’m on a health kick! I’m drawn to cheeseburgers, so I’ve got to just try and keep it on an even keel.

Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author’s steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.

It’s important to keep a balanced diet, but I’m not a fan of deprivation. If I want a cheeseburger, I am not only going to eat that cheeseburger, but I’m going to enjoy that cheeseburger.

Yes, a cheeseburger and fries is probably my favourite meal. But I don’t eat ground beef anymore.

As soon as I came to L.A., I was told that I was exotic. I’d think, But I’m from Miami! I’m as American as a cheeseburger!

Sometimes I thank God… for cheeseburgers.

I try to eat healthy. But sometimes, though, I eat cheeseburgers. Thats good for the soul. I make sure to balance everything out. I drink tons of water.

As guilty and fun as it is to go through a drive-thru and get a cheeseburger or whatever, I just feel like you can make your own burger at home. You know what’s going into it. You know where it came from. And it’s just easy to go back and forth to those drive-thrus. Just kick that habit!

As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it’s hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone’s face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!’

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can’t eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular freaking ice cream instead of, like, ice cream that’s made out of air and human hope.

Shane Warne’s idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand

The Mars Polar Lander cost the average American the price of half a cheeseburger. A human lander would cost the average American more – perhaps even ten cheeseburgers! So be it. That is no great sacrifice.

I’m a Midwesterner! Not being able to have a cheeseburger once in a while would be torture!

Cheeseburger in paradise!

Corporations! It’s like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don’t mind that they’re monsters because when we look at them they smile and hand us cheeseburgers. That’s nuts.

Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas.