Browsing Topic Best Fire Department Quotes

In England if something goes wrong–say, if one finds a skunk in the garden–he writes to the family solicitor, who proceeds to take the proper measures; whereas in America, you telephone the fire department. Each satisfies a characteristic need; in the English, love of order and legalistic procedure; and here in America, what you like is something vivid, and red, and swift.

There is nothing Federal about local volunteer fire departments.

New rule: If churches don’t have to pay taxes, they also can’t call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that’s one of those services that goes along with paying in. I’ll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain.

You need to plan the way a fire department plans: it cannot anticipate where the next fire will be, so it has to shape an energetic and efficient team that is capable of responding to the unanticipated as well as to any ordinary event.

Privatizing our public schools makes as much sense as privatizing the fire department or or the police department

Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.

Most people don’t know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I’m asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?

I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out.

Being against the military because you are against war is like being against the Fire Department because you are against fire.

The Fire Department has traditionally considered architecture a priority only when it’s burning down.

It’s not a party until the fire department shows up.

Baby boy, go hire a squadron
My crib got more poles than a fire department.