Browsing Topic Best Golfing Quotes

It’s a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

My father’s saying, The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.

The best exercise for golfers is golfing.

It is today an accepted principle of golfing architecture that the tiger should be teased and trapped and tested, while the rabbit should be left to peace, since he can make his own hell for himself.

Isn’t it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it’s called the PGA Tour.

I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.

I ain’t never had much fun. I ain’t never been two inches away from a football. Here guys go fishing on the day of the game, hunting, golfing, and all I want to do is be alone, studying how not to lose.

I never felt that I didn’t have a chance to win.

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

I’d play every day if I could. It’s cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

I never learned anything from a match that I won.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

I was very competitive with my brothers when I was younger. Now we are all in completely different worlds. Im not in direct competition with my brothers for anything, ever. Stephen and I and Billy and I are better at staying in touch with each other. Danny is married, he has a new baby and he is very peripatetic, he goes to golfing tournaments and charity things. He really travels a lot.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.

In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that makes the difference.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you?

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.