Browsing Topic Best Mustache Quotes

It’s ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except there’s just one degree, and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. Can I play? Let’s see. Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler!

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you’ve got it, you want to grow it out; when you’ve grown it out, you want to cut it.

I used to play pianos in bars. You know in hotels, you’d see guys playing piano with a snifter? That was me, with a painted-on mustache. I was about 15.

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won’t be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you.

I can’t say that I haven’t done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call indicating, when you twirl your mustache.

His fair landlady was in despair. She would most willingly have made M. d’Artagnan her husband–such a handsome man, and such a fierce mustache!

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can’t find my knees.

I can’t grow a mustache. It’s pretty sad if I attempt to.

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone.

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache. -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that’s statistics.

Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use of adverbs and adjectives was the mark of a pervert or someone with a vitamin deficiency.

At the last minute, I couldn’t wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn’t want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone’s front stoop.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache. – Jace Wayland

I’m an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache or an accent.

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn’t Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He’s not Hitler.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an earthy, rock-and-roll look like the Kings of Leon or the Killers.

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men’s hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones.

I watched ‘It Happened One Night’ and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable’s mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look.

I felt saddened and confused to discover my favorite mural gone, but also hopeful that another one may be in the works. Street art is mysterious and impermanent like that. It can appear or disappear overnight. Murals like these are at risk of desecration, transformation, erasure. Someone’s gonna piss on it, draw a mustache on it, tag it. The weather’s going to make it fade. That’s part of the beauty, I think. Murals have value without being precious.

Harvard (across the river in Cambridge) and Boston are two ends of one mustache. … Without the faculty, the visitors, the events that Harvard brings to the life here, Boston would be intolerable to anyone except genealogists, antique dealers, and those who find repletion in a closed local society.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens’ hair should be trimmed above the collar, leaving the ears uncovered. If worn, mustaches should be neatly trimmed. Earrings for men are unacceptable, and beards are not acceptable, except for certified medical reasons.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had he always had it? For how many centuries had his poor abused upper lip labored under the burden of such vegetation?

There’s a man outside with a big black mustache. – Tell him I’ve got one.