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This guy makes coffee nervous.

I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.

Why don’t they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

Think about it – pro wrestling as an Olympic sport would be pretty cool. Look at figure skating or gymnastics – what is it? It’s a choreographed performance that is judged.

I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.

I think pro wrestling doesn’t seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there’s a guy I’ve been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it’s time to do it.

I’m gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here’s the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he’ll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you’ll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, ‘Oh, it’s fake.’ But it’s not about whether the guy wins or loses, it’s about how he entertains you the whole time you’re watching.

On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he’s a idiot, he’s 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet… zing! It’ll fly backwards.

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

If there was a Mount Rushmore for pro wrestling cities, Chicago and New York would be on there. After that, it’s debatable.

The only reason Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts doesn’t drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

In fact, pro wrestling is strong.

Pro wrestling was there, and I was good at it, thank God. I started getting a lot of offers, but unfortunately, at WWE I was under a tight leash. I think it had a lot to do with The Rock making the transition, and me possibly being the next guy – you know, the company didnt want to lose another top performer.

I would rather hurt a man…than love a woman.

It doesn’t make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam… it just makes you like everybody else.

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

You’ll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I’m a geek of all general types. I like a little bit of everything, I love comic books, I love pro-wrestling, I love video games.

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you’re not, so I’m me and maybe it’s magnified a bit, but it’s easier just being me.

Why put off kicking somebody’s *ss next week when I can do it right now.

I encourage you to find your punk-rock, your lucha-libre, your pro-wrestling