God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
Spring time is the land awakening.
Money doesn’t grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I’m Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.