Browsing Topic Best Dogs And Life Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life.

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.

I don’t trust anybody in my life except my mother and my dogs.

A man’s soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

His ears were often the first thing to catch my tears.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.