Browsing Topic Best Golf Ball Quotes

If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.

Always keep in mind that if God didn’t want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn’t come three to a sleeve.

Jesus Christ can’t hit a golf ball straight. It’s virtually impossible – at best it’s an accident.

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They’re two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn’t be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

I’ve noticed the sound of the golf ball being hit by the golf club is different, and much more realistic, with the hearing aids. The sound with the hearing aids makes sense, and better represents what I know is happening to the golf ball. So you could say that the hearing aids help give me confidence regarding my golf game.

And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.

I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.

Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

The reason I don’t play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.

Coretta Scott King was all about her pearl earrings. At one point, I’m wearing pearl earrings the size of golf balls. They’re enormous! She was bold-she knew that she was the Jackie Kennedy of her community.

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.

The one place where I can relax is on the golf course with my teammates and buddies, assuming I’m hitting the golf ball well. If I’m not, well, that is another story.

One thing I’ve learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won’t float.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.

I’m not a golf player. I think golf and fishing are the same, but at the end of the day, you can’t fry up and golf ball and dip it in tartar sauce. So I’m a fisherman.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

I can’t hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you’re going to hit a golf ball.

After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

Earth … God’s golf ball.

A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop’s knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses.

I hit the ball really well… had a lot of good looks at birdie all day, it’s firm but you could control your golf ball, for sure. Today I controlled my ball very well. The confidence is definitely there. I feel really good about where I’m at and going into tomorrow.

This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I’m lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

The earth is God?s golf ball.

The competition I played against was fantastic, but golf is a different game now. The courses have shrunk because the equipment has gotten better. They’re hitting the ball 10 to 15 percent farther because of the changes in the golf ball.