Browsing Topic Best Jersey Shore Quotes

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

Turn off your televisions. Ignore the Newt-Mitt-Rick- Barack reality show. It is as relevant to your life as the gossip on Jersey Shore. The real debate, the debate raised by the Occupy movement about inequality, corporate malfeasance, the destruction of the ecosystem, and the security and surveillance state, is the only debate that matters.

I’m not a big fan of ‘Jersey Shore’ and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras.

Anyone who’s grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on ‘Jersey Shore.’

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he’s been asked to join the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’

Scaling down individually is very hard. Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are the only one who doesn’t dress nicely. Everybody goes on vacations to a great place and you go to the Jersey shore. It’s very hard to do these things without an organized mechanism, but it looks to me like there might be some organized mechanisms.

The question is, ‘how bad at sports were you as a kid?’ I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren’t tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home.

I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I’m from the Jersey Shore.

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it’s cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’

I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea.

My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old. I can remember being down in that area – Belmar, Seaside Heights, Asbury Park and all those places that I went back and revisited.

Prince Harry this week toured the Jersey Shore with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. It was the first meeting between the Prince, of the House of Windsor, and the Governor, of the House of Pancake.

I wouldn’t say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don’t think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I’m definitely not a fan of ‘Jersey Shore’ or anything.

The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend

There’s no way I’m going to Jersey without my hair gel, can’t leave without my gel.

I’m not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I’m just trying to hook up.

You gotta stay ‘fresh to death,’ I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I took the LSAT the day ‘Jersey Shore’ premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school.