Browsing Topic Best Silly Quotes

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Investing is a business where you can look very silly for a long period of time before you are proven right.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

Adults are just outdated children.

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.

It is of first-rate importance to notice from the start that stupidity is not the same thing, or the same sort of thing, as ignorance. There is no incompatibility between being well-informed and being silly, and a person who has a good nose for arguments or jokes may have a bad head for facts.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

We can’t have any weak or silly. Life is real again, and the useless and cumbersome and mischievous have to die. They ought to die. They ought to be willing to die. It’s a sort of disloyalty, after all, to live and taint the race.

There was a time when I believed in the story and the scheme of salvation, so far as I could understand it, just as I believed there was a Devil… Suddenly the light broke through to me and I knew this God was a lie… For indeed it is a silly story, and each generation nowadays swallows it with greater difficulty… Why do people go on pretending about this Christianity?

Maybe I was naïve to think that silence was implicit complacence, instead of a festering question. Maybe I was silly to believe that friends owed each other anything.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

Find someone who makes you laugh, allows you to be silly & be yourself, loves you when your at your best but loves you more when your not, kisses or touches you for no reason, looks at you in a way only you know what they’re thinking and communicates with you in away your never afraid to share yourself.

The chicken came first – God would look silly sitting on an egg.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

It’s like an American tradition. A person gets successful and then he’s supposed to change for the worse. It’s silly.

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented.

When pain brings you down, don’t be silly, don’t close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine.

Do not become self-sufficient . Self-sufficienc y is Satan’s net where he catches men, like poor silly fish, and destroys them. Be not self-sufficient . The way to grow strong in Christ is to become weak in yourself. God pours no power into man’s heart till man’s power is all poured out. Live, then, daily, a life of dependence on the grace of God.

…By a ‘silly’ theory I mean one which may be held at the time when one is talking or writing professionally, but which only an inmate of a lunatic asylum would think of carrying into daily life. … It must not be supposed that the men who maintain these theories and beliefs are ‘silly’ people. Only very acute and learned men could have thought of anything so odd or defended anything so preposterous against the continual protests of common sense.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Prayer does not mean that I am to bring God down to my thoughts and my purposes, and bend his government according to my foolish, silly, and sometimes sinful notions. Prayer means that I am to be raised up into feeling, into union and design with him; that I am to enter into his counsel and carry out his purpose fully.

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.