Please find below a curated list of 80 of The Best Martini Quotes by notable women and men. Please consider sharing with others any of the Martini Quotes that resonate.
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Martini (80)
Age (11,246)
Alone (188)
Amazing (512)
Anger (901)
Anniversary (211)
Anxiety (1,603)
Appreciation (1,255)
Architecture (1,390)
Art (19,038)
Attitude (4,118)
Beauty (1,673)
Believe (27,579)
Beloved (739)
Best Friend (201)
Bible (466)
Birthday (880)
Boyfriend (136)
Breakup (255)
Business (3,414)
Change (2,695)
Character (13,543)
Christmas (749)
Compassion (2,639)
Confidence (806)
Courage (1,553)
Cute (674)
Dance (1,016)
Dating (818)
Daughter (2,414)
Death (2,589)
Depression (569)
Design (3,752)
Diets (767)
Dream (12,523)
Education (2,810)
Encouragement (962)
Encouraging (455)
Environmental (1,658)
Equality (605)
Experience (1,088)
Failure (1,164)
Faith (2,378)
Falling In Love (1,510)
Family (1,398)
Fear (2,622)
Forgiveness (845)
Freedom (2,163)
Friends (779)
Friendship (2,403)
Funny (8,109)
Girl (8,631)
God (3,541)
Good Morning (148)
Good Night (176)
Government (9,241)
Graduation (518)
Gratitude (2,010)
Greatness (1,866)
Happiness (4,133)
Happy (71)
Happy Birthday (79)
Heartbreak (175)
Hilarious (222)
Hope (1,207)
Humor (3,993)
I Love You (232)
I Miss You (51)
Imagination (4,467)
Inspirational (21,257)
Inspire (2,263)
Inspiring (353)
Intelligence (772)
Jealousy (707)
Jesus (6,120)
Jobs (11,973)
Journey (3,401)
Karma (687)
Kids (11,998)
Kindness (2,144)
Knowledge (2,124)
Leadership (3,149)
Learning (2,366)
Life (15,707)
Love (10,324)
Loyalty (929)
Marriage (1,669)
Memorial Day (176)
Mom (3,005)
Moments (13,949)
Money (2,181)
Motivational (9,043)
Movie (836)
Moving On (332)
Music (2,817)
Nature (3,205)
New Year (390)
Opportunity (7,924)
Optimistic (928)
Parenting (606)
Patience (624)
Patriotism (490)
Peace (3,098)
Poetry (1,234)
Politics (4,855)
Positive (1,883)
Power (1,685)
Quality (5,727)
Quiet (2,587)
Quirky (151)
Racism (1,144)
Relationship (1,375)
Religion (4,337)
Resilience (194)
Respect (716)
Romantic (534)
Sad (404)
Sister (210)
Smile (541)
Strength (893)
Success (4,693)
Sympathy (455)
Teach (4,528)
Technology (4,425)
Thank God (677)
Thank You (369)
Thankful (206)
Thanksgiving (324)
Travel (1,770)
True Love (412)
Trust (746)
Uncles (437)
Unconditional Love (239)
Uplifting (646)
Vacation (564)
Valentine (390)
Valentine's Day (369)
Wedding (390)
Wellness (221)
Wisdom (4,548)
Wise (4,300)
Women (3,401)
Work (2,415)
Yearbook (29)
Yoga (1,898)
You Are Beautiful (79)
You Make Me Happy (70)
Youth (2,804)
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Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said ‘very dry’.