Browsing Topic Best Pretzels Quotes

We stock up on popcorn and candy like we’re crossing the Sierras, don’t we? I’ll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you’ve got there, that bucket? You don’t have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? – Oh, and a Diet Coke.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Your fuselage shouldn’t open more easily than your pretzel bag.

I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there’s always a computer voice, and they go, ‘What number would you like? City and state, please.’ ‘Yeah, I’d like the number of Macy’s in Century City, California.’ ‘Did you say ‘pretzel nuggets’?

When my husband Jonas and I started Auntie Annes in 1988, we never expected or anticipated building an international pretzel franchise. It was the farthest thing from our minds.

Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel.

My dad used to call me ‘the human pretzel’ because I was able to bend my body, and because my legs are very long.

I think I did realize that early on, and then I went through a fun phase where I was figuring out who I was and the different sides of myself. I think like most women, I bought into a certain ideal of beauty that I didn’t quite fit into, and I tried to pretzel myself and alter myself to be what I was told is beautiful, and then I realized that you are in control of what you think is beautiful.

Only one girl has ever really wrapped my stomach into pretzels. She didn’t give me butterflies. She gave me pterodactyls I’m talking terrible internal bruising and the first time I kissed her was like the first time I saw fireworks, which was like the sky first kissing me in the eyeballs

My mother always said, ‘When you’re eating pretzels, chew before you swallow’. Always listen to your mother.

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it?

Always chew on your pretzels before you swallow.

I have this fancy Givenchy bag. I don’t know what the Kardashians have in their bags – I bet they have really expensive products or six cellphones or something. I have a cellphone and some lipstick for me, and the rest is just filled with stuff for the kids – sunscreen and lip balm and little Ziploc bags of pretzels and cheese sticks.

So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw combat in Vietnam, won the bronze star, silver star, the purple heart for being wounded in battle. See, I’m no political expert, but that sounds pretty good next to choking on a pretzel, falling off a scooter and dropping the dog.

I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous.

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all.

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels… Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.

Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.

But you can’t just sit around the fireplace and sip Cokes and eat pretzels and get an attitude of confidence. You have to put in hard work.