Browsing Topic Best Funny Friend Quotes

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

There is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn’t do for me … We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

You’re the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we’d know each other a long time.

When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

True friendship’s laws are by this rule express’d,Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

I just killed my best friend… and my worst enemy. What’s the difference?

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.

One doesn’t know, till one is a bit at odds with the world, how much one’s friends who believe in one rather generously, mean to one.

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.

My friends, there are no friends.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won’t save us any more than love did.

I don’t believe in things like that – fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It’s old-fashioned.’ ‘Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,’ said Bessie. ‘Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too – and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!

However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.

I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I’d like to be the help that you’ve been always glad to be; I’d like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.