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Best quotes by Alan Dundes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Alan Dundes

- Alan Dundes
Alan Dundes Quotes
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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Aw, now look at that, you’re being sarcastic, aren’t you?
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
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