Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

Bouillabaisse, this golden soup, this incomparable golden soup which embodies and concentrates all the aromas of our shores and which permeates, like an ecstasy, the stomachs of astonished gastronomes. Bouillabaisse is one of those classic dishes whose glory has encircled the world, and the miracle consists of this: there are as many bouillabaisses as there are good chefs or cordon bleus. Each brings to his own version his special touch.

Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive.

Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.